InAugust of 2019
I've been a Trump fan from day one and have been to a few Trump Rally's over the past few years and it's always been a good time once you get past all of the rainbow flag waving lesbians who shout obscenities at you when you pass by. Don't get me started again on how all of these protesters are overwhelmingly white women.
I remember parking in a cornfield so far down this country road, it took me almost 40 minutes to get to the line. When I got there it was another 3 hr wait before we made it through security and over another hour after that before Airforce one landed.
My legs were burning and I had to pee so bad I could taste it. Whilst standing there, a young gentleman with a thin poorly kempt black beard and a thicker than God intended winter hat pulled down low over his ears for some reason, (and It was one of the hottest days that year too) appeared suddenly at my left side and says "what's up?" I smiled and nodded back. After a few minutes he leans in and asks me "excuse me, do you know who Tim Pool is?"
At the time I was never really YouTuber so a lot of these podcasters I only became aware of by someone else mentioning their name or they randomly came through my feed.
I'm a big Gavin McInnis fan and only remembered Gavin mentioning the name. Tim Pool is an easy name to remember.
So I repeated the name to him, to make sure I heard him correctly because my ears ring. He says "yes". I told him that the name sounded familiar and I believed Gavin mentioned something about the name being associated with Vice Media.
He stared at me for a few seconds in total silence then faced forward without a word. So I'm standing there with my knees squeezed tightly together trying not to piss myself and staring straight at the side of this guy's head. So I continue to ask him "well? Am I right?" He was tuning me out. "Who is he?" I continued asking, but not a word.
Like I wasn't even there, he begins to slowly creep forward a few spaces until he reached a group of 20 something's who suddenly noticed this strange guy in a winter hat standing so close to them he looked like a part of their group.
I see him lean in to say something and one of them says "excuse me?" He was asking them if they knew Tim Pool and they shook their heads no. This sneaky bastard was just cutting in line and did it until he got through the metal detector.
In case you're wondering, I finally took that leak and watched an amazing speech. Trump isn't orange, he just glows in such a devine way that mortal technology cannot accurately capture it. I love making liberals heads explode.
Long story short, it was about 2 months later when I found out who it was. It was Steven Crowder or maybe it was Joe Rogan said his name and up pops a photo of that dipshit from the rally.
Seriously? My jaw dropped! THAT was Tim Pool? I Googled him and only skimmed the info with a mixture of surprise, disgust and disappointment. He's noted for being a very popular YouTube podaster and journalist covering stories all over the world and has been talked about on most major networks at some point.
He has a net worth of 1 million and he lives in a van. Wiki says he worked for Vice Media too at one time so I was 100% correct with my answer, yet he didn't say a word.
I probably would have subscribed to his channel but not now buddy. I won't support anyone who promotes him as a good person either. What a shallow empty vessel.
Sincerely,
Lonnie T Locke LMT
Your straight, white, conservative, Christian
heavily armed therapist.
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